C'est Décidé, Je deviens une connasse
Dolorès is a shy, kind and rather prim young woman, but today her mind is made up: she wants to become a proper bitch!
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C'est Décidé, Je deviens une connasse at Le Rideau Rouge (69004 Lyon), 62 dates from 22 October to 31 December 2026, from €25. Tickets available.
Checked on 22 October 2026.
Overview
Dolorès is a shy, kind and rather prim young woman, but today her mind is made up: she wants to become a proper bitch! Alex, her friend and a notorious heartbreaker, will therefore show her the art and the know-how of getting what she wants...
Cunning tricks and cutting retorts will turn the romantic encounter into a real delight. You too will learn how to wrap a man around your little finger by becoming: a perfect bitch! Suitable for all audiences.
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Frequently asked questions
Where does C'est Décidé, Je deviens une connasse take place?
C'est Décidé, Je deviens une connasse takes place at Le Rideau Rouge (69004 Lyon).
When does C'est Décidé, Je deviens une connasse take place?
C'est Décidé, Je deviens une connasse has 62 dates in Lyon. Next scheduled date: Thu, 22 Oct 2026, 21:15.
How much longer is C'est Décidé, Je deviens une connasse running?
62 performances of C'est Décidé, Je deviens une connasse are still scheduled at Le Rideau Rouge, the last one on 31 Dec. Dates can be added if the run is extended.
What time does C'est Décidé, Je deviens une connasse start?
C'est Décidé, Je deviens une connasse starts at 21:15 on 22 October 2026 at Le Rideau Rouge. Doors usually open earlier; the exact time is on the ticket.
How much are tickets for C'est Décidé, Je deviens une connasse?
Tickets for C'est Décidé, Je deviens une connasse start from €25 (excluding booking fees). Indicative price, to be confirmed on the official box office.
Are tickets still available for C'est Décidé, Je deviens une connasse?
Tickets were available to book on the official box office at the last check.
How do I book tickets for C'est Décidé, Je deviens une connasse?
Tickets can be booked on the official box office, accessible from concerts.paris: https://concerts.paris/go/tickets?event=serie-c-est-decide-je-deviens-une-connasse-le-rideau.
What type of event is C'est Décidé, Je deviens une connasse?
C'est Décidé, Je deviens une connasse is classified as “Comedy” in the concerts.paris listings.
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