C'est Décidé, Je Deviens une Connasse ! - Tournée
Dolorès is a young woman who is buttoned-up, kind and shy, but today she has made up her mind: she wants to become a right cow!
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2 dates from 16 January to 9 April 2027, C'est Décidé, Je Deviens une Connasse ! - Tournée plays at Watteau - Cite des Congres (59410 Anzin), from €30.80. Tickets available.
Checked on 22 October 2026.
Overview
Dolorès is a young woman who is buttoned-up, kind and shy, but today she has made up her mind: she wants to become a right cow! Alex, her friend and a heartbreaker, is going to show her the art and the know-how of getting what she wants... Cunning tricks and cutting retorts make the romantic encounter a real delight. You too will learn how to get a man eating out of your hand by being: a perfect right cow! A good end of year full of humour!
Author: Elise Ponti
Artists: Elise Ponti, Alexis Jarniac or Maxence Lemarchand
Getting there
Watteau - Cite des Congres
Watteau - Cite des Congres hosts concerts in Anzin.
- Address
- 59410 Anzin
- Time
Tickets & pricing
Accessibility & rules
- Format
- In person
Poster
2 dates
| Date | Theatre | Availability | Price | Book now |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Watteau - Cite des Congres | Tickets available | from €30.80 | Book now | |
| Salle Jean Bart | Tickets available | from €31.90 | Book now |
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Frequently asked questions
Where does C'est Décidé, Je Deviens une Connasse ! - Tournée take place?
C'est Décidé, Je Deviens une Connasse ! - Tournée takes place at Watteau - Cite des Congres (59410 Anzin).
When does C'est Décidé, Je Deviens une Connasse ! - Tournée take place?
C'est Décidé, Je Deviens une Connasse ! - Tournée has 2 dates in Lille. Next scheduled date: Sat, 16 Jan 2027, 20:30.
How much longer is C'est Décidé, Je Deviens une Connasse ! - Tournée running?
2 performances of C'est Décidé, Je Deviens une Connasse ! - Tournée are still scheduled at Watteau - Cite des Congres, the last one on 9 Apr. Dates can be added if the run is extended.
What time does C'est Décidé, Je Deviens une Connasse ! - Tournée start?
C'est Décidé, Je Deviens une Connasse ! - Tournée starts at 20:30 on 16 January 2027 at Watteau - Cite des Congres. Doors usually open earlier; the exact time is on the ticket.
How much are tickets for C'est Décidé, Je Deviens une Connasse ! - Tournée?
Tickets for C'est Décidé, Je Deviens une Connasse ! - Tournée start from €30.80 (excluding booking fees). Indicative price, to be confirmed on the official box office.
Are tickets still available for C'est Décidé, Je Deviens une Connasse ! - Tournée?
Tickets were available to book on the official box office at the last check.
How do I book tickets for C'est Décidé, Je Deviens une Connasse ! - Tournée?
Tickets can be booked on the official box office, accessible from concerts.paris: https://concerts.paris/go/tickets?event=serie-c-est-decide-je-deviens-une-connasse-tournee-lille.
What type of event is C'est Décidé, Je Deviens une Connasse ! - Tournée?
C'est Décidé, Je Deviens une Connasse ! - Tournée is classified as “Comedy” in the concerts.paris listings.
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