Vanessa Kayo

After the success of "Feignasse Hyperactive", Vanessa returns with a new show! Finding love when you've grown up between Cinderella and Simone de Beauvoir... Vanessa is finally a fulfilled woman: a great job, a great teenager, and a new man in her life, a perfect blonde Dutchman, after an endless series of duds. Could he finally be the man of her life? Psycho-test: is this show for you? (tick the correct boxes).

• Apparently all the duds on Earth have decided to be your boyfriend.
• You motivate yourself to go for a run and stick to your schedule, then you bump into your friend Caro and you talk for 2 hours.
• You used to read a lot, now you watch videos of cats scared by cucumbers.
• You practice positive parenting, but not every day.
• You "work on yourself" to become "the best version of yourself", one day you spend 5 hours in front of Netflix.

Did you tick any boxes? Well done! You can come! Didn't tick anything? Come anyway, you never know (plus I need to pay my taxes and feed my teenager).

Show not recommended for under 15s.