Vanessa Kayo

After the success of "Feignasse Hyperactive", Vanessa is back with a new show! Finding love when you grew up somewhere between Cinderella and Simone de Beauvoir...

Vanessa is finally a fulfilled woman: a great job, a great teenager, and a new man in her life, a blond, perfect Dutchman, after an endless string of losers. Maybe finally the man of her life? Psych test: is this show made for you? (tick the right boxes).

• Apparently every loser on Earth has arranged to meet up to be your boyfriend. - You get yourself motivated to go running and stick to your schedule, then you bump into your friend Caro and talk for 2 hours.
• You used to read a lot, now you watch videos of cats being scared by cucumbers. - You practise positive parenting, but not every day. - You "work on yourself" to become "the best version of yourself", then one day you spend 5 hours in front of Netflix. Did you tick some boxes?

Well done! You can come! Didn't tick anything? Come along anyway, you never know (besides, I still have to pay my taxes and feed my teenager). Show not recommended for under-15s.