C'est Décidé, Je Deviens une Connasse ! - Tournée
Dolorès is a young woman who is uptight, kind and shy, but today she has made up her mind: she wants to become a right cow!
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C'est Décidé, Je Deviens une Connasse ! - Tournée at Theatre Femina (33000 Bordeaux), on Saturday 22 May 2027 at 20:30, from €24.50. Tickets available.
Checked on 27 October 2026.
Overview
Dolorès is a young woman who is uptight, kind and shy, but today she has made up her mind: she wants to become a right cow!
Alex, her friend and a notorious heartbreaker, is going to show her the art and the know-how of getting what she wants... Tricks and sharp, cutting retorts will make the romantic encounter a real delight.
You too will learn how to wrap a man around your little finger by being: a perfect cow!
A good end to the year full of humour!
Author: Elise Ponti
Cast: Elise Ponti, Alexis Jarniac or Maxence Lemarchand
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Theatre Femina is a theatre at 10, rue de Grassi, 33000 Bordeaux.
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Frequently asked questions
Where does C'est Décidé, Je Deviens une Connasse ! - Tournée take place?
C'est Décidé, Je Deviens une Connasse ! - Tournée takes place at Theatre Femina (33000 Bordeaux).
When does C'est Décidé, Je Deviens une Connasse ! - Tournée take place?
The scheduled date is 22 May 2027 at 20:30.
What time does C'est Décidé, Je Deviens une Connasse ! - Tournée start?
C'est Décidé, Je Deviens une Connasse ! - Tournée starts at 20:30 on 22 May 2027 at Theatre Femina. Doors usually open earlier; the exact time is on the ticket.
How much are tickets for C'est Décidé, Je Deviens une Connasse ! - Tournée?
Tickets for C'est Décidé, Je Deviens une Connasse ! - Tournée start from €24.50 (excluding booking fees). Indicative price, to be confirmed on the official box office.
Are tickets still available for C'est Décidé, Je Deviens une Connasse ! - Tournée?
Tickets were available to book on the official box office at the last check.
How do I get to Theatre Femina?
Theatre Femina is located at 10, rue de Grassi, 33000 Bordeaux. Public transport is recommended; full directions are on the venue page.
How do I book tickets for C'est Décidé, Je Deviens une Connasse ! - Tournée?
Tickets can be booked on the official box office, accessible from concerts.paris: https://concerts.paris/go/tickets?event=serie-c-est-decide-je-deviens-une-connasse-tournee-bordeaux.
What type of event is C'est Décidé, Je Deviens une Connasse ! - Tournée?
C'est Décidé, Je Deviens une Connasse ! - Tournée is classified as “Comedy” in the concerts.paris listings.
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