Eliott Doyle

Eliott Doyle: what's next? Eliott Doyle is doing his show!

Do you have something to write with so I can spell out his name for you? So, Eliott with one L and two T's, otherwise I'll be starting over. Doyle with a D as in "Donc dépêchez-vous de prendre votre place, en fait." (So hurry up and grab your seat, actually.)

O as in "Ouaaaiiis euh, c'est Micheeeel euh, tu donnes pas de nouvelles, on peut pas te faire confiance!" (Yeaaah, er, it's Micheeeel, er, you never get in touch, we can't trust you!)

Y as in "Y aura une heure à meubler, donc on va essayer quelques concepts ensemble pour passer le temps." (There'll be an hour to fill, so we'll try a few concepts together to pass the time.)

L as in "Lapeyre, y en a pas deux." (Lapeyre, there's only one.)

E as in "Et toi du coup tu la connais comment Mathilde? Ah ok! Nous on était dans la même promo, en études. Ouais. Par contre parle bien parce qu'à n'importe quel moment je pète un câble en fait. Attention, quand ça part ça part hein!" (And how do you know Mathilde, then? Oh, OK! We were in the same year at uni. Yeah. But do speak clearly, because at any moment I could completely lose it, actually. Watch out, when it kicks off, it really kicks off, eh!)

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