Vanessa Kayo

Following the success of "Feignasse Hyperactive", Vanessa is back with a new show!

Finding love when you've grown up between Cinderella and Simone de Beauvoir...

Vanessa is finally a fulfilled woman: a brilliant job, a brilliant teenager, and a new man in her life, a blond and perfect Dutchman, after an endless series of duds. Could he finally be the man of her life?

Psycho-test: is this show for you? (tick the right boxes).

• Apparently every dud on Earth has arranged to be your boyfriend.
• You psych yourself up to go running and stick to your schedule, then you bump into your mate Caro and you talk for two hours.
• You used to read a lot; now you watch videos of cats frightened by cucumbers.
• You practise positive parenting, but not every day.
• You "work on yourself" to become "the best version of yourself", then one day you spend 5 hours in front of Netflix.

Ticked some boxes? Well done! You can come!

Ticked nothing? Come anyway, you never know (besides, I have to pay my taxes and feed my teenager). Show not recommended for under-15s.